I edited some of the cussing out because cussing makes some people uncomfortable, but one part was so funny I couldn't remove the cussing.
The Happy Song
I am really special 'cause there's only one of me
Look my smile, I'm so happy, the people are jealous of me
When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth
Watch out all you people, I'm happy as hardcore
Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore
I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me
Happy, good, anger, bad that's my philosophy